Help! My Cat Is A Serial Killer
Squeaky is the #1 MOST WANTED Cat on the Rodent, Bird and Insect Police Blotters
It's official. Squeaky is a hunter. His kills are mounting exponentially. First there was the mouse whose head he bit off and ate and then consumed the body. After that, we noticed lizard tails, feathers, and guts strewn about the porch, yard and even inside the house. Then there was the mouse (alive!) and the bird (alive!) and subsequent mice and birds...dead. The pile of feathers under Sean's computer desk. The mutilated dove carcass on the grass outside the front door. And the ever smug, gloating Squeaky, who can morph from bloodthirsty, hissing demon to cuddling, love-addled affectionate bed-hog. I blame Sean. Over the last 2 years, he has spent hours and hours playing with him, honing his reflexes and building up his skills in chasing, stalking and hunting. Yes, Sean played a large part in training Squeaky to be a caterrorist. So this is a warning to the birds and mice of Lucile Avenue - STAY AWAY from the grey-and-white tuxedo cat. He goes by the name of Squeaky the Stalker or The Tuxedo Terror, or you might know him as The Mouse Murderer or The Night Squeaker. Click each photo for more shots.
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